Hello there and welcome to the biggest waste of time in your life!

To improve our entertainment experience and to make it as un-pleasant as possible, this site doesn’t really go anywhere.

Right now we are laughing at you!  If you thought you were really going to get World Series tickets you must be high!  No only are you wasting company time, but you are wasting precious network resources, so the people that weren’t stupid enough to try and get tickets can’t work either!  You should be fired!

Go ahead refresh this page; it’s just going to keep on counting down anyway! Thank you for being the laughing stock of the internet.  You really are as stupid as you look!





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